February 2012
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Patrick Stump: WE LIKED YOU BETTER FAT:... →
nervousbreakdance:
There’s this really nice piece at underthegunreview.net by Jacob Tender that a friend forwarded me today. It’s about how important Fall Out Boy’s album “From Under the Cork Tree,” was to him. After reading it though, nostalgic and well-written as it was, I really found myself more depressed than…
Worth reading even if you’re not a FOB fan. It’s sad that...
I’ll drive if you want to hop back there and, um, enter her.
– Sterling Archer (via effyeaharcher)
I’m not bitter, but if you are aware of our culture, which I think I am, then...
– Greg Graffin (via whowillsavemyvillage)
Best of Patrick Star! →
epic-humor:
THIS POST IS LIFE.
Awesome stuffs here!
SpongeBob SquarePants 2, coming in 2014.
Plant regenerated from 32,000-year-old seeds →
cracked:
It’s just like Jurassic Park except no one’s excited and no one dies.
conn0r:
“thats the style now, Ron… its called lollypoppinngg… all the kids are doing it”
Has anyone else had trouble writing text posts recently, or is it just me?
Mandi wanted me to answer all of the things, so:
1. What are your three favorite movies? Three of my favorites: The Big Lebowski, Little Miss Sunshine, Up
2. Do you like drugs? Favorites?
Drugs are bad, mmkay?
3. Name a sexual fantasy you have.
Having sex at some point, lawlz
4. 3 celebrities to fuck, marry, and kill.
Fuck: Hayley Williams Marry: Janelle Monae Kill: Chris Brown
5. Favorite quotation(s)?
-“The inner machinations of my...
Peopleeeeeee
transfer-my-tragedy:
Stop getting tattoos at Black Diamond. It’s just awful.
For some reason, the things I’ve been writing in posts recently haven’t been showing up. (Get your shit together, Tumblr.) Someone asked me question 10 from the “Questions for Me” post, which was “Favorite feature of a member of the opposite sex?” Of course when I tried to answer that my answer didn’t publish, so I figured I’d answer it here:
I...
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cracked:
We forgot to congratulate The Simpsons on 500 episodes. Congratulations, The Simpsons, on 500 episodes! We would have made a “Top X Favorite Episodes Of All Time” list, but that list hasn’t changed since season 10.
Unless it was the creepy old people sex bondage police, why would anyone break...
– Sterling Archer (via effyeaharcher)
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There’s more guitar solos by me on this record than any I’ve made since Icky...
– Jack White on Blunderbuss. (via jack-whites-guitar)