Evan is boring.

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KEEP YOUR CONSPIRACY THEORY, ‘ILLUMINATI’ SHIT OUT OF THE BOSTON TAG YOU STUPID FUCKS.

kemicolon:

I DON’T GIVE AN ACTUAL FUCK IF YOU DON’T LIKE OUR GOVERNMENT. HUMAN LIVES WERE AFFECTED, KEEP YOUR STUPID SHIT TO YOURSELVES. 

if i haven’t said something sexual to you then we probably aren’t good friends

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trashboatttt:

Futurama is the best. 

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Spaghetti for a little friend.

vibeogame:

minor-catastrophe:

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I FOUND IT. I FOUND MY FAVORITE POST IN THE WHOLE WORLD.

pleaseandaitah:

pleaseandaitah:

pleaseandaitah:

pleaseandaitah:

I WAS IN THE BATHROOM CLEANING AND I SAW MY SISTERS MAKEUP SO I PUT IT ON HORRIBLY ALL OVER MY FACE BECAUSE I WAS BORED AND IT WONT COME OFF NOW
GUYS WHAT DO I DO THIS WILL HAVE CONSIQUENCES
I WILL BE BULLIED

DAD THIS ALL YOUR FAULT. YOU NEVER TOOK ME TO A BASEBALL GAME AND NOW I HAVE THE DESIRE TO TRY ON MAKEUP

Google says hand sanitizer is a quick make up remover omfg this better work

IT’S BURNING

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tastefullyoffensive:

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assiest:

‘you have acute hepatitis’

no you have a cute hepatitis *winks at doctor*

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insanelygaming:

Follow your dreams

Created by nodaart

ajconway:

sweeterthancyanide:

will probably reblog this for the rest of forever

words

sarkyfancypants:

yumyumnoodle:

it’s like these companies have finally gotten out of their wild college party years and are now trying to be mature adults now.

Same goes for the Windows logo

I mean look at this shit

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Is like someone just ironed the logo

(Source: jacobastorious)